I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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