Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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