I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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