Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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