who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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