if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.