I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.