i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.