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(919): View more from North Carolina

Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

A Penis?

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(917): View more from New York City

she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.

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(631): View more from New York

He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.

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(561): View more from Florida

Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split

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(210): View more from Texas

Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.

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