Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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