Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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