It's just like the Real World with babies
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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