i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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