That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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