I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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