I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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