I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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