if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
either way he was missing a nipple.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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