Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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