it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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