Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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