we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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