We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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