I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm at about main and main street
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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