She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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