I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
this is an emotional support booty call
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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