i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
4 words: hood of his car
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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