This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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