Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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