he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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