whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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