taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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