I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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