would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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