Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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