We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just want nice things and good sex
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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