I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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