It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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