our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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