hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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