I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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