So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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