Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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