Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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