I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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