I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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