wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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