fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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