So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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