Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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