Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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