After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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