At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
