It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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