Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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