I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
